26

I will never ever, ever, ever skydive!

25

I'm afraid to admit that I think I may have found something special.

24

I hate people who gossip. But I'm a horrible gossip.

23

I scan other people for flaws so I don't feel so bad when they aren't interested in me.

22

I don't imagine I will EVER have good credit.

21

I've been known to 'dumpster dive' and sometimes I'm shockingly cheap.

20

I wear second hand underwear.

19

I have an inferiority complex.

18

I've always thought it was neat that grey and gray are both correct spellings of the color between black and white.

17

I fully expect to grow old and grey with a woman, not a man, by my side. Even though right now I don't consider myself a lesbian.

16

The current score is 7 to 2.

15

It was immidiatly followed by a phase where I wore nothing but white and yellow.

14

In Jr. High I went through a phase where I wore nothing but black, all the way to my underclothes.

13

I've always wanted a pet monkey.

12

I used to get really tight perms and my sister would call me 'Skittle Head'.

11

I have slept in a t-shirt as long as I can remember.

10

I was a 19 year old virgin. Breifly.

9

We learned the times tables in 4th grade but I couldn't get past the 8s and never got to go out to ice cream with the teacher.

8

When I was 13 I thought glasses were cool so I lied at the eye doctor so I could get some. I only wore them for a week because they made my nose sweat.

7

I've never had braces.

6

I broke my arm when I was in first grade while hanging from the 'spiderweb' on recess.

5

I've made out with 5 people in my whole life.

4

As a child I thought I had a close relationship with my dad because I was born in June and that's when Father's day is.

3

"Ox snot, ox snot, runny, runny ox snot!" -Chanted by my siblings to tease me throught out my childhood.

2

I always thought 'Oxnard' sounded dirty and was a refrence to Ox testicles.

1

I was born at home in Oxnard, California.